Schwarzenegger Prison Blues December 22, 2007
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Parody Lyrics (c) Earl P. Holt III
Set to the tune of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash
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We should have seen this comin’; Arnold’s gone around the bend,
He’s pandered to the liberals, since, I don’t know when.
He plans to empty Folsom Prison; He wants to set them free,
That’s Twenty Thousand felons, to prey on you and me.
When I was just a young man, my daddy told me “Son,
Those moderate Republicans, don’t ever trust a one.”
Yet, I cast my vote for Arnold, I thought that he’d be strong,
When I heard what Arnold’s up to, I knew that I was wrong…
I bet there’s convicts scheming in their cells and in the loo,
How they’re gonna rob some fat bank, or stick-up me and you.
We just cannot let this happen; These scumballs can’t be free.
But the Governor’s not kidding, and that’s what worries me.
If Arnold frees these losers from their California slam,
I bet they go bafatza, and soon go on the lam.
And when they’re back in prison, this time let’s make crime pay,
Give ‘em “Boot-Camp” and baloney; now that would make my day.
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